Bloke walks in to pub and sees a sign saying-ham sandwich �1.50-beef sandwich �2.00-,ask at bar.Up he

goes to the bar and is confronted by a gorgeous dolly bird ,big knockers,mini skirt,the works."ahem,are you the lady who gives out the s" "Yes" she says,smiling."How much"he eagerly enqiures,drooling at the lips,"�500 pounds "she says."Oh" he says,"Can you wrap your hands around that ham sandwich for me then please!"